Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump perhaps got a little too close with the beast, resulting in some nervoussnickers. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone trending online. here
- We don't know why Trump
- deliberately went there
- people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President President Trump has confronted a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a pen full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.